DINNER AND A MOVIE

This is something my wife and I enjoy doing on a regular basis. Going to dinner and then catching a movie or vice a versa. Since we both despise people, we try and go at odd times when there will be less of them. So we usually hit the twilight show at the local theater and we try and eat sometime before 5:00 p.m. Those are the optimum time to avoid as many people as we can. But evidently, stupid people must think like we do. We went to see "The Lovely Bones" the other day at the first showing (2:00), hoping we would be the only people in the theater. That wish almost came true, until the previews started. And wouldn't you know it, they sat right behind us. Of all the hundreds of seats in the stupid movie theater, why would you sit near somebody else? Maybe they'll stop talking when the movie starts, we whispered to each other. And maybe they'll stop kicking the back of my seat when they get situated. And finally, maybe they'll stop chewing their popcorn like PIGS! Finally my wife said she wanted to move. So we got up, glanced back at the idiots and walked a few rows up and over. Once again, they won, what can you do?
After the movie we were starving, so we decided to go eat at Ruby Tuesdays, we had a gift card and they have a pretty good salad bar. As we hoped, 4:15 rewarded us with a mostly empty restaurant. The salad was good and the bison burger had just been set in front of me, then stupid happened. I don't understand why the idiots think it's ok to sweep and vacuum around your table while you're trying to enjoy your meal. So, she's got her little vacuum sweeper and she's all under the table beside us, and then behind us, and then under my seat. Bam, she hit my chair, bam, she hit my chair again, holy shit, five times she bumped my chair with that stupid thing. WHAT THE F!!!!!! I can't figure out why people don't see things the way I do. People can't be that f'n stupid, but they constantly prove me wrong.