Wednesday, February 24, 2010

SHOPPING CARTS

ARE YOU THAT F'N LAZY THAT YOU CAN'T WALK YOUR ASS 100 FEET AND PUT THE SHOPPING CART IN THE CART CORRAL? I SEE PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE TIME, PUT THEIR GROCERIES IN THEIR CAR AND LOOK AROUND TO MAKE SURE NOBODY'S LOOKING I GUESS. THEN THEY PUSH THE CART UP IN FRONT OF THEIR CAR AND GET IN AND DRIVE AWAY. OR THEY'LL PUSH IT AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE AND MAYBE UP ONTO ONE OF THE GRASSY MEDIANS THAT ARE IN SOME PARKING LOTS. WELL, WHAT I SAW THE OTHER DAY TOPS THEM ALL. I WAS SITTING IN THE CAR WAITING ON MY WIFE, WATCHING A LADY PUT A FEW BAGS OF GROCERIES IN HER CAR. SHE THEN LOOKED AROUND AND LEFT THE CART RIGHT BETWEEN HER CAR AND THE ONE BESIDE HER, NOT IN FRONT BUT RIGHT BESIDE IT. WELL, THE KICKER IS, SHE WAS PARKED RIGHT BESIDE A CART CORRAL. THIS LAZY BITCH COULDN'T WALK AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF HER CAR AND PUT THE CART AWAY WHERE IT WOULDN'T ROLL OUT IN THE LOT OR INTO SOMEONE ELSES CAR. LAZIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME!

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