SHOPPING CARTS

ARE YOU THAT F'N LAZY THAT YOU CAN'T WALK YOUR ASS 100 FEET AND PUT THE SHOPPING CART IN THE CART CORRAL? I SEE PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE TIME, PUT THEIR GROCERIES IN THEIR CAR AND LOOK AROUND TO MAKE SURE NOBODY'S LOOKING I GUESS. THEN THEY PUSH THE CART UP IN FRONT OF THEIR CAR AND GET IN AND DRIVE AWAY. OR THEY'LL PUSH IT AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE AND MAYBE UP ONTO ONE OF THE GRASSY MEDIANS THAT ARE IN SOME PARKING LOTS. WELL, WHAT I SAW THE OTHER DAY TOPS THEM ALL. I WAS SITTING IN THE CAR WAITING ON MY WIFE, WATCHING A LADY PUT A FEW BAGS OF GROCERIES IN HER CAR. SHE THEN LOOKED AROUND AND LEFT THE CART RIGHT BETWEEN HER CAR AND THE ONE BESIDE HER, NOT IN FRONT BUT RIGHT BESIDE IT. WELL, THE KICKER IS, SHE WAS PARKED RIGHT BESIDE A CART CORRAL. THIS LAZY BITCH COULDN'T WALK AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF HER CAR AND PUT THE CART AWAY WHERE IT WOULDN'T ROLL OUT IN THE LOT OR INTO SOMEONE ELSES CAR. LAZIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME!

F#@$ THE MOVIES!

THAT'S RIGHT, ONE OF THE THINGS MY WIFE AND I LOVE THE MOST, IS GETTING READY TO GO ON THE BACK BURNER. WELL, I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT WE WILL NEVER GO TO THE MOVIES ON A WEEKEND AGAIN. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HOW F'N RUDE PEOPLE ARE AND THE FACT THAT THEY SPEND THE KIND OF MONEY THEY DO AND AREN'T THERE TO ENJOY THE MOVIE. WE WENT TO SEE WOLFMAN ON OPENING WEEKEND, OBVIOUSLY A MISTAKE. LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THE THEATER BUT SOMETIMES THAT MAKES THE MOVIE MORE FUN......UNLESS THE PEOPLE SITTING RIGHT BEHIND YOU ARE ASSHOLES!!! IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY WERE TALKING AND COMMENTING ON EVERY SCENE, BUT THEN THEY DECIDED TO EAT LIKE PIGS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY WERE EATING BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE EATING FRIED CHICKEN AND LICKING THEIR F'N FINGERS LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW. AS USUAL THE BACKWARD GLANCES DIDN'T WORK, WHAT CAN YOU DO, IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD TO MAKE A SCENE WITH THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE, AND OF COURSE NOBODY ELSE SITTING AROUND THEM EVER SAYS ANYTHING. SO WE DID WHAT WE ALWAYS DO AND MOVED. IT JUST AMAZES ME THAT NOBODY AROUND ANY OF THESE RUDE PEOPLE EVER SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR US AND IT NEVER DOES ANY GOOD. WE MOVED UP ABOUT 6 ROWS AND THEY NEVER STOPPED "PIGGING OUT" , WE COULD STILL HEAR THEM BUT NOT AS BAD AS EVERYBODY ELSE AROUND THEM. OUR NEW SEAT WASN'T MUCH BETTER THOUGH, SOME MORON HAD HIS 6 YEAR OLD SON IN THERE ( RATED R FOR VIOLENCE, BLOOD AND GORE) WOW A 6 YEAR OLD KID WHO'S SCARED TO DEATH........
SO FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES WE HAD TO LISTEN TO THIS IDIOT TRY AND CONVINCE HIS SON THAT IS WASN'T REAL, AND THEN THEY FINALLY LEFT. TO TOP IT ALL OFF, NEAR THE END OF THE MOVIE, DURING A SCENE WHERE THE DIALOGUE WAS IMPORTANT, THE ASSHOLE BESIDE US HAD HIS WATCH ALARM GO OFF. SO INSTEAD OF PUSHING THE BUTTON TO SILENCE IT, HE LET THAT SON-OF-BITCH CHIME FOR 1 STRAIGHT MINUTE. LOUD AS SHIT, DIDN'T PHASE HIM AND HE DIDN'T EVEN REACT TO IT. UN-F'N-BELIEVABLE!!!!! SO WE WILL NOT GO TO THE MOVIES AGAIN ON ANOTHER WEEKEND.......WE ACTUALLY DID GO TO THE MOVIES ON FRIDAY AT NOON TIME AND IT WAS NICE, ABOUT A DOZEN PEOPLE, ALL SPREAD OUT, NO TALKING, AWESOME!!!